funny little things in life

so, this is my IUI update.... we were stalled on the last moment of our phase (i was supposed to be injected by this hormone or trigger or something for 2 days before the big step of IUI) because of.....(drum roll, please) His Majesty throning event. can you believe that? a king has literally stopped me from having baby. How strong an excuse is that? Imagine this:

stranger: Kau ni bila lagi nak ada anak? org lain dah sibuk antar anak gi sekolah kau still mcm ni..
Aku: abis, Dipertuan Agong naik takhta...dia tak bagi org kerja...suma kena cuti..kang kalau lawan derhaka plak kang..

hahahahahaha...funny kan? kan? you do get the joke, dont you?

Alahai....

If there is an only trait in me that i am proud of, that i want my mini me to inherit, that i want people to remember me when i kick the bucket, that annoy the person i love to hate is my morbid sense of humour. the most crying i endure in a single session is about an hour. then i would get massive headache, puffy eyes and blocked nose. but when i laugh, i can go on and on and on and on.....

seriously, my dad once told me to stop laughing so easily because the giggling and the endorphine is making me fat! now i know where i get the funny bone from...abah, abah.....when is asked him where on earth did he get this idea he said all funny people in TV is fat...(well, Neil Patrick Harris is a rare species i supposed). clearly my dad spent waaaaaay too much time watching Maharaja Lawak.

If anything is taken away from me, i pray to God not to take my sense of humour. it's a life saver. it's an ice breaker. it's the thing that my man loves about me. i am his ultimate Jack Black, his animated kung fu Panda. i am his clown. if he cheats on me, i swear i would pray really hard so he gets a seriously boring, control ayu kind of girl..so he will suffer to death...hahahaha!

we have decided to go easy on this trying time. to breathe easy and go with the flow. being somber might upset my ovum, it might shrivel like asam boi. my mucus will have higher pH and that will destroy the swimming seeds. my fellopian tubes might change route up towards my nose instead of to my ovaries. hah!

so if i do mope, let me be...for an hour at most. remind me that the crow feet around my eyes are getting more pronounced everytime i sulk.

pengalaman baru.

Hari ni hari terakhir UPSR. i dont know what to expect. semua ilmu seciput dlm dada dah aku bagi, semua nota dah aku sampaikan...terpulang kepada students aku. dan students kampung ni lain sikit...tak macam kat sekolah lama. selamba aje...sampai aku pun tak boleh agak yg diaorg ni faham ke tak apa aku ajar.

selesai aje paper science....semua turun dgn senyuman di muka. ada sorg dua yang menerpa mcm nak peluk aku.

"Cikgu, section B tu kan semuanya ada dalam topik yg cikgu suruh baca semalam! terima kasih cikgu!"

lega hati aku...tapi topik yg kena..korg jawab mcmana plak?

hai, anak..anak... korg ni buat cikgu tak dpt tidur lena utk lagi sebulan lebih la....

Ya Rahman, Ya Rahim...terima kasih kerana memberi idea dan menitipkan inspirasi dan ilham utk ku bantu students ku. terima kasih, ya Allah...terima kasih..alhamdullillah!!!

selamat hari raya!!!

SELAMAT HARI RAYA!

Dalam pada takde mood nak beraya, sakan lah jugak aku kesana ke mari beraya dgn sedara mara. nak buat mcamana...family ramai. ada orang tu akhirnya realize yang dia was a bit inconsiderate. so apology accepted and all we kissed, we made up.

Selamat Hari Raya korang semua...maaf zahir dan batin. Kalau ada terkasar bahasa, salah bergurau, terasa hati mintak maaf eh...mintak halal makan minum aku kalau ada eh. Jemput datang ke rumah kami!

cuppies kesyukuran

for the past 2 weeks, aku telah kehilangan register murid. dokumen tu SANGAT sulit dan penting. so important that i could go to jail if anything happens to it. rupanya ada malaun dah simpan register tu dan konon2 dah seminggu ada kat bawah tangga. padahal setiap hari akak cleaner tu sapu bwh tu tak penah jumpa pun register kat situ. ah, persetankan malaun itu. yang penting register aku dah ada. tak yah masuk jel. hahahaha!

so, sbb aku sgt gembira....aku pun buat la cupcakes utk meraikannya. buat cupcakes sbb takde daun saderi..hahahaha...(wonder pets? "kita raikan dgn daun saderi? nevermind).

aku buat cupckes nutella n coco cuppies. resepi belasah sendiri (sbb tau la sikit2 nak buat basic cake). ada nutella lebih dlm fridge, pastu curious dgn 'dark cocoa powder' kat kedai, terus aku beli. petang tu bancuh dan bakar. after tai chi, buat icing lak.

kali ni cake aku gebu, halus dan lembut. sbb i pki buttermilk. apa buttermilk? susu yg hampir2 nak jd tairu. tak pki susu expired tau, tapi campura 1 cwn susu and 1 sdb cuka, dibiar 5 minit. pastu guna je la.

lupa nak amik close up bila di belah sbb tak sbr nak masuk mulut. and sbb hati sgt gembira, try sekali buat aising dia...skang pun mmg tgh2 cuba nak belajar buat icing. tapi tak la secantik pro yg buat kan..

lalalalalala....hati saya gumbira. dan lebih-lebih gumbira bila kwn2 sgt suka dgn kek saya! Syukur Alhamdulillah! syukur sangat2!

rules for life

thanks

gazillion thanks to a few kind souls who bore with my emotional rollercoaster ride this past days. Allah saja yg mampu membalasnya... syukran. tapi kenapa eh, as we grow old, it's getting harder to find someone who listen?

not bad at all!

this week is my erm...3rd week @ new school. conclusion setakat ini:

1) mereka sgt kurang membuang masa bermeeting every week. esok baru nk meeting after the first one bf session opened.

2) seniors are friendly..maybe sbb akummg muka tembok menyapa menyengih all the time, tka smpi ati agaknya tak lyn aku.

3) students are waaaaaay mo behaved than those brats in old school.

4) save minyak n masa...nearer to home. 20 minutes dh smpi, sumtime less if i speed.

5) sklh agak daif sbb stinn in cionstruction phase. berhabuk! tp sbb sekeliling byk pokok kurang panas.

sure, i miss my old friends. tp aku bersyukur pada Tuhan sbb membebaskan aku dpd terus dizalimi oleh mereka yg tak bertanggungjawab. ada hikmah di sebalik semua kesakitan hati!

(tetiba teringat kat suma friends yg sedang dan pernah melalui saat2 sukar...semoga Allah permudahkan jalan keluar untuk kami semua. Amin)